Everyone has them, don't deny it...

Everyone has a quote or two between friends. A lot of them turn into inside jokes and running gags, but they are things that we all do and come back to. Some of these quotes are quite funny, I promise, and if others arent, well its probably because they tie into inside jokes and they were really funny at the time. These are all from my teachers and close friends over the past year, and I just keep getting more! Enjoy! (BTW, all quotes by Kate are my quotes, it would take too long to change them to my pen name now, heh Gomen Nasai) The archive goes from oldest to newest, with a section in the beginning for new ones.

"I'm the Cassius to your Caesar! *under breath* except for the getting caught and killing myself thing."-Kate
"WARK!"-Jamian
"Who's the Grasshopper now, bitch!?"-Kate
"Boys are funny, and they're dirty, they're dirty-funny!"-Jamie and Maia
Kate: "Lets play 52-card pick-up! *smacks Jamian with half of the deck*" Jamian: "Woah, thats more like 26-card penetration."
"Wasting my sweetness on the desert air..."-Mr. S
"cry... HAVOC!!!!!! And let slip the dogs of war..."-Mr. S Quoting from Julius Caesar
"Do it again and I am going to kick you in the proverbial testicles."-Jamie
"Paul, if you dont shut up I am gonna... umm... urr... feed you your own special milkshake!"-Jamie
"*grin* I got my pie."-David
"MOOOOOOOOOOONKEY."-Kevin
"For the LOVE of GOD some other GUY come to this table!"-Glen
"Oh... the Jhonen!"-Jamie
"Oh, I think there's enough Jhonen to go around..."-Jhonen Vasquez
"For the love of basket!"-Aldo
"Life is like a box of soap."- Aldo, Glen and Kevin
"Yay! Man Fox!"- Maia and Jamie
"I want mi neko ears!"-Kate
"I'm just gonna hop on my saddled kangaroo and ride into the sunset..."-Loki
"The stupid fuckstick..."-Loki
"*picks up lower jaw from off the floor*"-Loki
"Damn you, Woden!"-Kate
"Go Woden!"-Freddy
"They are all like 'You're going to Hell' and then I get to say 'nope, I'm atheist!' AHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHA!!!!"-Freddy
"R.A.L. means Random Acts of Lesbianism."-Jamian, soon after infects Kate, Lindsay, and Jamie
"R.A.L. gone wrong!"-Jamian
"I want to be a Chocabo with reaaaaally tiny vestegial wings with big long feathers that I can swing out and shake like *opens her hands and shakes them making a pfffffft sound* yeah!"-Kate
"AHHHHHHHHHH!!! PHOENIX!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!*flails*"-Jamie

"Who the Hell said I wasnt a huggy person?"-P.M.S.
"OW! MY FEELINGS!"-KevinM
"Bloody 'ell!"-Jamie
"Been there, done that, got the T-shirt"-Jamie
"DRUM LINE ROX MAH SOX!"-Kate
"Lets kick this pig!"- Mr. G
"Hey Kate, just look! Just look at his ass!"-Jamien
"OH THAT POOR CHICKEN! Whats with the noose?"-Kate
"GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!"-Uncle Tyson
"DOOT DOOT!"-Kev, Jamie, Kate
"Todays show is brought to you by the color: BLACK BLACK LIKE MY SOUL! And the number: 666!!!!!"-Jamie and Kate
"HA YOURE OUT!!!!"-S.O.M.B.
"SIMON SAYS CHARGE!"-Glen
"Akuma no hashi"-Glen
"Damn neko fetish"-Jamie to Kate
"OH THE INSANITY!"-Aldo
"OWNZ!!"-Aldo
"I grew and inner wraith!"-Steve
"WRAITHS DEROBE!"-Several CB muns
"NOOOOO ITS THE FISH GODDESS!!!!"-Kevin
"I shall smite thee"-Stacey Se Prof
"BLOODY 'ELL!"-Kate and Jamie to Hell, who said "Blood? What, WHERE?? I'M BLEEDING?!?!!?!"
"YOUMUTHAFUCKAWEEEEE!!! Beep!"-Kate and Jamie's obsession
"Yes, I mean BOYFRIEND"-Steve
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"-Kevin
"Its gettin hott in herrrrr"-Joel
"Blargh.."-Kevin
Kate: "What do you hate with a firey flaming passion?" Steph: "My shoe."
"YOUR FACE!"-Jamie
"I'll sick mi' pretty polly on you! He will peck yer eyes out and leave you bleeding on the bloody floor."-Steph
"What the Crap??!?!"-Jamie
"Hey ya SR, you wanna hear a joke?" "fine tell the joke, I will just be under my desk sobbing uncontrolably! OH GOD!!!"- From wearerobots.com, Sad Robot quoted
"<< >> SLASH?!?!?! << >> WHERE?!?!!"-Kate
"can I go play leapfrog with the unicorn now? *pause* NO WAIT! >< I ment I wanted to be IMPALED on the blasted thing you SICKO!!!"-Kate
"That was the closest I have ever been to sexy."-Kate
"Drawing porn again, eh? *tisk tisk*"-Ben
"Why is everyone staring at me?" "Because you are the table food." Steph and lil Aaron from drawing class
"Its not a village idiot, its a VILLAGE of IDIOTS."-Libby
"WHOOT! Look at my stick figure cat!"-Kate
"Tasty and Toxic. *licks lips* yum."-Kate
"Its the clicky ones..."-Steph
"Hey! I have an idea! You give me one of your boys and I can give you one of mine!"-Eleesa to Kate
"My GOLDEN SPORK OF DOOM! Doom doom doom doom DOOM!"-Kate
"*hands Al a semi-automatic rifle* here you go hun" "al:*eyes sparkle, glomps"*-Kate to Al
"Gimmie my spork, NOW."-Kate
"I seee youuu! *glow glow*"-Kevin
"THEY GLOW?? SWEEETT!!!!"-Katie S.
"Steph, did you take your medication today?" "oops... *twitch*"-Katie S to Steph
"Mwahhh! And you all thought that I had been zapped by the fish goddess! Oh, but no, not even she could kill me! Nobody can!MWAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! *Cough sputter*"-Kevin
"FIGHT THE POWER!"-Kevin
"The Man is always keepin me down"-Kate
"Davids an uber ass!!"-Jamie
"My inner wraith is chucking cows at the moment"-Kate
"Aww.. Poor scruffy Heath Ledger... *dreamy sigh*"-Kate
"I look like a Beaver... a SEXY beaver!"-Stormy from Sealab 2021
"Hey! Lets all play truth or lewd! << >> dare, I ment DARE! DAMNIT!"-Jamie's subconcios version of Kate
"Im so that."-Jamie
"Dont get near me with that, I WILL yark on you."-Kate
"You are NOT my backup DAMNIT!"-Kate
"*Yells random explitives, cuz she can* I feel rather Wraithy. That is all"-Kate
"Gotta love late-night web surfing. *snort*"-Kate
"News Flash: Blarg. I am tired, and I have minions, so there."-Kate
"I want my Artie! >< *is miffed* He is my plushie. BUAHAHAHA!"-Kate
"*hands her a Spike plushie*" "SQUEEE! *Huggles Steve and Spike plushies*"-Steve to Kate
"I lurve you, Koneko"-Steve
"I have a moving violation, in my PANTS"-Keg-o-matic from wearerobots.com
"And I give a crap because??"-Jamie
"Im not your bitch, dont hang your shit on me"-Words by Madonna, worhsipped by Kate
"AH! I am covered with cookies!"-Brenda Ellis
"Where'd my panties go?"-Jamian
"OH THE SW337 PAIN! cookie!"-Jamian and Kevin
"I'm.... a.... white.... bread..."-Libby
"I GOT A D?? Man he's trippin'!"-Chioma
"Well that sure didnt last long."- Mr. Swartwout about Patrick Howell
"We have a bunch of punching nuns going on in here!"- Mr.C
"mmmmmm Tasty Sustinence!"-Jamie
"You MUST be kidding, I am NOT bishonen."-Steve
"Come on Wyn! Be happy!"-Jess
"Gawdamn angst bunny."-Kate about herself
"Gah Lilly! You are an Elfwood Junkie!"-Ryss
"I am getting out of her sight and when I do push the spikes on the side of my head down!!!!"-Kevin
"Spike it or I am beinging mousse and doing it myself!"-Kate
"This is my new toy."-Kate
"666 ways to kill an angst slut"-Ryss
"The sky is pink!"-Marissa
"Like the old man on the mountain says: inhale..... exhale... *smoke ring*.... its all good.."-Robin
"The time to act is now, now is the time to fight..... AHHHHHH!!! Maybe later!"-Robin
"Laughing will make the day seem brighter, if not, rub a fuzzy peach."-Robin
"Squeeze me I squeak!"-Robin
"Two lefts do make a right, if you are on Right Street."-Robin
"You got the funk, do you have the funk? YOU CANT HANDLE THE FUNK!!!!!"-Robin
"Come on, just rub my fuzzy peach."-Robin
"If at first you dont suceed, lower your standards."-Chad
"OOBI DOOBI SHNA!!!!!!"-Kevin
"OH MY ERU!"-CB muns
"OH YOUR GOD!!!"-Kevin
"FYI- F*** Your Inkjet Printer."-Robin
"My shag is so sexy!"-Chad
"According to you, when is he not being cute?"-Kate to Jamie
"Well my whips broken, but I didnt do it, its just kinda broken..."-Arc, munned by Kate
"HA! Eat it!"-Kevin
"Yoink!"-Kate
"First there was adreniline, then there was endorphins, Hell, soon there will be no chemicals left, and all there will be is the pain, the sw337 pain!"-Jamie
"Wait... WOAH thats about sex!"-Kate